I Would Take The Red Pill. |
Hello there. I'm Mark. I'm Irish. I'm a complete dork. I'm fucking awesome. I try my best to entertain you all, and according to some people I'm quite good at this. Suck it. |
When they’re making a movie about men they make a movie about lifting a house into the sky with balloons and traveling across the world, or about a lonely garbage robot with a heart of gold (so to speak.) When they’re making a movie about girls they make a movie about the…
(Source: starlitskyandyouandme, via dancininadownpour)
“Conclusion: inevitable. Unless..”
#he closed his eyes so Watson would be the last thing he sees fuck this fuck fuck fuck
#Robert Gayney Jr. and Jude Gay gaying in Shergay Gays: A Gay of GayGay. Gaying in a Gay near you.
“Gaying in a gay near you.”
But yeah, the movies are brilliant. Everyone prefers the show, but I love them both, even though they’re very different interpretations.
(via solve-crime-travel-time)
D’awh, Molly. I like how she went from being the girl in the morgue to being a legit character who probably helped Sherlock fake his suicide.
(Source: walonsy, via solve-crime-travel-time)
| *there has been some arguing going on for a while* | |
| Guy: | Congrats you like dick. |
| Me: | Congrats! You're a bigot! |
| Guy: | Congrats you don't know 500034903 to the power of 999999999999 |
| Me: | 42. |
(Source: kingofsnape, via youdidntseenanything)
#I love how Rory just rolls with shit #oh it’s bigger on the inside #extra dimension okay #oh I died and am a roman #oh my wife’s a ganger #oh let’s blow up some cybermen #oh it’s a robot that shrinks people #have we even ever seen him freak out about anything? #he’s like the chillest person to ever hit the TARDIS
(Source: -expelliarmus-, via disfordisney1)
| Joss Whedon: | Hey! You guys wanna write a book together? |
| J. K. Rowling: | Sure. |
| Moffat: | Okay. |
| Suzanne Collins: | Why not? |
| Shakespeare: | If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest! |
| Beginning of the book: | Unimportant characters die. |
| Middle of the book: | Favorite characters died. |
| End of the book: | Everyone is dead. |
| George R.R. Martin: | They didn't suffer enough. |
I may start a new thing here where I post some of the correspondence I get.
First, most of the correspondence I get...
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Beautiful :3
Thank you so much ^^